-Sigh- Vegans.

"Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36) 01/18/2014 at 13:51 • Filed to: None

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I respect vegans but holy hell, keep your damn pets out of it. I should have the right mind to drag you to jail if you don't. (Hamsters or the like probably don't apply... )

Sn210 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 01/18/2014 at 13:55

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This should be considered animal cruelty.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 01/18/2014 at 13:57

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-Sigh- Idiots.

fixed it for you...

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 01/18/2014 at 13:58

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Is it bad that I feed my pet bird chicken meat and eggs occasionally? It's what the vet suggests.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 01/18/2014 at 13:59

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... I don't know how a bird functions to a- is it a bird of prey?

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 01/18/2014 at 14:00

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no, it's just a cockatiel.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 01/18/2014 at 14:06

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that's messed up.... Cats are meant to be carnivores mainly.... They didn't evolve to survive on plants alone

such igorance.

SteyrTMP > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 01/18/2014 at 14:11

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Morons. I don't understand their ideology. We are OMNIVORES, thank you. That means we eat everything, and it needs to be everything. I had a friend that tried to go vegan... not only did she like meat (and whenever , but she ended up with health problems after going for long periods without meat.

anonsagainstanonymous > SteyrTMP 01/18/2014 at 14:20

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I kinda understand their ideology? At least vegetarians. They don't like the idea of eating the meat of an animal that has been killed solely to feed them when they can live on plant matter instead. And you can, if you're not anti-science buffoons like some of them and substitute correctly.
It's a slightly more extreme version of not liking when animals are hurt and killed for entertainment I guess.

Now excuse me while I go roll this chicken in its own eggs and cover it with breadcrumbs.

desertdog5051 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 01/18/2014 at 14:26

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I have a sister who is vegan. Years ago, when she was still speaking to me, I used to tell her I was going to fill her mouth with hamburger when she fell asleep. Yeah, I know, I am a rotten brother.

Manuél Ferrari > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 01/18/2014 at 14:34

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That is so wrong

Gamecat235 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 01/18/2014 at 14:58

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It's one thing for people. Hell, it's even one thing for dogs with animal protein issues (it's rare, but there are some dogs who get sick when they eat animal protein). But cats are carnivores. Period. Full stop. Not omnivores. Carnivores. They can subsist entirely on meat and animal byproducts.

(As a side note, I have been eating a plant based diet for the last 2+ years, for some specific health reasons, and as long as you know what you are doing, and what your body is lacking, an then make up for it. it's completely doable and you can stay healthy with the diet.

I generally don't talk about it unless asked or if I can contribute to a conversation, because it's my own choice and it isn't an ethical one. I feed my cats and dog meat as part of their diet, and my son eats meat as well. This is just about me and my wife and our health.)

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 01/18/2014 at 15:02

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I...I...I...wanna cry.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > desertdog5051 01/18/2014 at 15:20

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That's funny as hell, she needs to pull that stick out of her ass.

PatBateman > desertdog5051 01/18/2014 at 15:21

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Nah, you're not. My little sister used to be Vegan too. I would constantly tease her, saying "Do you know that the asparagus that you're eating had children too? It was a living thing before the farmer murdered it!!" She took the ribbing well most of the time.

desertdog5051 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 01/18/2014 at 15:24

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Ya know that saying "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus"? She left our solar system a long time ago. Not sure if she is still in the Milky Way galaxy.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 01/18/2014 at 15:26

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Fucking morons, I bet cash money they give strangers shit for eating meat in front of them.

Dated a girl who had a friend like this, went to dinner and I ordered the Veal Piccata and when I was eating I noted loudly "this is tougher than I expected, guess they let it run around". She didn't like me for some reason, couldn't figure out why.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Gamecat235 01/18/2014 at 15:35

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Totally agree, when I visit my vegan cousin she actually cooks meat dishes for non vegans just like I make her a vegan dish when she visits. I only go after those obnoxious vegans who feel the need to lecture people around them, that bs drives me up the wall.

Squid > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 01/18/2014 at 17:24

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It sucks that there are so many idiots out there. I've been vegetarian for ~9 years now and I was vegan for ~3 of them. I don't preach to people because frankly I don't give a fuck what you want to eat. But I do feed my dog turkey and have no problem with her eating meat as she is an animal that needs to survive on that.

I don't like the preachy vegetarians and I tell them to shut up generally, but I do lash back at the assholes who think it is funny to try and push meat on to me. I can tell you that I've heard pretty much every joke that is relating to being a vegan/vegetarian and no, you are not cleaver nor funny.

But really there are some fucking ill educated people out there on both sides of the spectrum. But feeding your cat a vegan diet is just plain silly.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 01/18/2014 at 22:49

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Fucking idiots. How can people be actually that stupid? Like, how does it happen? How does knowledge not eventually enter your head through shear brute force? How can that not occur?

Can I have the cat? They don't fucking deserve it.